Asheville, United States
1914 Old Haywood Rd
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+18283333078
I was given the opportunity to purchase what may be the most beautiful pineapple I’ve ever seen here. I found this nicely lit bench to take a photo of it because I’m not sure I would ever find another. When I got home, I have a panic attack trying to decide whether or not to cut into it. I just couldn’t decide what was more important, it’s beauty, or finding out how delicious it was going to be. I decided that a decision like this needed whiskey, and after three glasses, I decided to wait for the Thursday. Thursday came and I still couldn’t do it, so I went to bed again, with this gorgeous pineapple on my counter. I went to work on Friday committed to having this pineapple as a early evening snack while watching an episode of The Mandolorian, but when I got home, to my surprise, my pineapple was missing. I went around looking for it but it appears that it was stolen. Depressed, I started to make some Mac n cheese, and when I went to throw away the box... there was the top of the pineapple, in the trash can. There could only be 1 culprit, one living sinner that could commit such an atrocity, so I went an confronted her, my wife. and what did she say? “Well I thought you weren’t going to eat it.” Dang.
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This is the best pineapple store I have ever been too. They let me smell and rub every pineapple in the store. Best place ever 10/10 recommend. Also very amazing and helpful staff.
The carved pineapples were the best part of the whole experience for me. The life size Trump statue made totally out of pineapple is a must-see. Two enthusiastic thumbs up!
Absolutely love this place they have the most juiciest pineapples anywhere.
Went in to get my pineapples waxed, 10/10 quality, gentle care with my prized award-winning fruits.
They have the loveliest pineapples. Big and juicy!
If you like pineapples, look no further.
Sexist pineapples I’ve ever seen! Great place
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